Poet Debbie Kirk
Debbie Kirk drives a hearse and eats gummy bears. She feels strange referring to herself in
the third person. She dosen't care much for poetry, she merely writes as part of her longterm plan.
Obviously, poetry in small zines will make her rich, and fast! She will then use that money to
make explosives and figure out some way to turn numbers into colors. Her strangest sexual
fantasy is to be a gay man for one day and have sex with Rob Halford of Judas Priest. She
got this statement at gunpoint from a vagrant for her bio: "Debbie Kirtt, she's an OK broad.
Don't mug her, also she bought me a 40 oz." She is currently stalking Jack Black (no restraining order yet.