Poet Debbie Kirk

Debbie Kirk drives a hearse and eats gummy bears. She feels strange referring to herself in

the third person. She dosen't care much for poetry, she merely writes as part of her longterm plan.

Obviously, poetry in small zines will make her rich, and fast! She will then use that money to

make explosives and figure out some way to turn numbers into colors. Her strangest sexual

fantasy is to be a gay man for one day and have sex with Rob Halford of Judas Priest. She

got this statement at gunpoint from a vagrant for her bio: "Debbie Kirtt, she's an OK broad.

Don't mug her, also she bought me a 40 oz." She is currently stalking Jack Black (no restraining order yet.